Illegal Lusts

Illegal Lusts

No, not those ones…

Welcome to the Unofficial List of Officially Illegal Lusts

We all know of the ABSOLUTE TABOOS out there; those UNIVERSAL ILLEGALITIES. But there are many laws which remain on the books (i.e. they are still to be found in State & City Law Books and Constitutions today) that you probably aren’t aware of! And here you will find a list of those laws pertaining to Sexuality as well as to issues which could easily be associated with certain Fetishes. You may surprised to find that you’ve been breaking the law with your Sexual Activities!

But don’t worry yourself, for there is no need to fret, as virtually all of the laws on this list are merely archaic rules which no Police Officer or Prosecutor is going to make use of (although some have been employed as recently as the late 1960’s, so don’t quote us on this if you get arrested).

NOTE: This list presently only concerns laws in the United States of America.

The Laws on this list have been obtained thanks to the DumbLaws website. The text of the list may differ from the originals due to spell-checking, grammar changes or clarifications. If you go to the DumbLaws website linked above, you may find others that you would think should be on this list, but, as the constructor of this specified list had independently checked many of the laws listed there, a hand full have been found to have since been repealed, and hence have been omitted.

So, anyway, let us begin this alphabetical list of laughable & lusty laws State by State…

Enjoy!

Alabama State Law:

It is illegal to wear masks in public.

Auburn, Alabama Local Law:

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Arizona State Law:

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Tucson, Arizona Local Law:

Women may not wear pants.

Arkansas State Law:

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

Carmel, California Local Law:

Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Alamosa, Colorado Local Law:

Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

Hartford, Connecticut Local Law:

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

Florida State Law:

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.

Florida State Law:

Oral sex is illegal.

Florida State Law:

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

Florida State Law:

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Florida State Law:

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

Georgia State Law:

All sex toys are banned.

Athens-Clarke County, Georgia Local Law:

Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol.

Coeur d’ Alene, Idaho Local Law:

If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

Indiana State Law:

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

Indiana State Law:

Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.

Indiana State Law:

Oral sex is illegal.

Iowa State Law:

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

Iowa State Law:

Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”.

Ottumwa, Iowa Local Law:

Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.

Owensboro, Kentucky Local Law

One may not receive anal sex.

Maryland State Law:

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

Massachusetts State Law:

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Massachusetts State Law:

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

Michigan State Law:

Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

Michigan State Law:

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Detroit, Michigan Local Law:

Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.

Minnesota State Law:

Oral sex is prohibited.

Minneapolis, Minnesota Local Law:

People are forbidden from walking in and/or down alleyways.

Mississippi State Law:

If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.

Mississippi State Law:

It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.

Mississippi State Law:

Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

Mississippi State Law:

Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.

Missouri State Law:

It is illegal to have oral sex.

Montana State Law:

Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”.

Montana State Law:

It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

Nebraska State Law:

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.

Omaha, Nebraska Local Law:

A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

Reno, Nevada Local Law:

Sex toys are outlawed.

New Mexico State Law:

Nudity is allowed, provided that male genitals are covered.

Carrizozo, New Mexico Local Law:

It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.

New York State Law:

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

New York State Law:

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.

Ocean City, New York Local Law:

A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.

North Carolina State Law:

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

North Carolina State Law:

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

North Carolina State Law:

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

North Carolina State Law:

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Ohio State Law:

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

Akron, Ohio Local Law:

No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.

Oklahoma State Law:

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Oklahoma State Law:

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

Oklahoma State Law:

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Oklahoma State Law:

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

Oregon State Law:

It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

Allentown, Pennsylvania Local Law:

There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.

Providence, Rhode Island Local Law:

It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

South Carolina State Law:

It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.

Tennessee State Law:

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Texas State Law:

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Dallas, Texas Local Law:

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

El Paso, Texas Local Law:

Appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.

Utah State Law:

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

Virginia State Law:

It is illegal to tickle women.

Virginia State Law:

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

Norfolk, Virginia Local Law:

A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere.

Norfolk, Virginia Local Law:

Women must wear a corset after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

Huntington, West Virginia Local Law:

Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.

Wisconsin State Law:

The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.