PROTECT YOURSELF FROM V.I.R.U.S.E.S.
BY USING PROTECTION WHEN VIEWING PORN
The Samantha Summers Institute’s Approved Defenses Against
“Virtual Intrusions Rooted in Using Sexually Explicit Sites”
Why is the S.S.I. taking the time to bring me web-security tools?
That is a Great Question (…says the same person who wrote the question)!
Well, outside of the PR-department’s pre-planned answer of “Internet Security is Everyone’s Concern”, and beyond the Philanthropic point that ‘We are troubled by direction of the World-Wide-Web’s current Evolution, and hence are taking a proactive stance in making it a better Virtual-World’, there is indeed another reason for this charitable Public Service. As you are almost proof-positive in being aware that the majority of Virtual-VIruses (Malware) are likened onto Annoying Allergens (Adware); maliciously devised programs, scripts, pages & screens which clog our caches with flashing Ads and that announce your Godlike Luck at having won a contest you had never entered into. Then there are the ones that just totally F*@% Up your day with a relentless FBI load of B.S. staring at you staring at it on your screen. But those are just child’s play; basement-dwelling Hacker wannabes who detour into the Legal Gray Areas which permeate the Net. Virtually every infamous Ex-Hacking-Pro (including the former FBI’s Most-Wanted Hacker) will say not to worry about such people, after having laughed at them.
Plastering “HACKED BΥ ANNOYING MASKED A-HOLES” across some poor Joe Schmo’s website is on par with the Cigarette smoking Rebel spray-painting the gym lockers in High School… Oh no! Lord help us!
The ones you don’t hear about, the ones you don’t know about, the ones you won’t know about; these are the Hackers who bring the real Havoc…
Did you hear about Donald Trump’s Facebook being hacked?
…It was reported everywhere; just like 1,000 articles & stories throughout every News agency about it…
Well, what about the $18,000,000.00 hackers successfully stole from an American Airline?
…yup, I didn’t think that you had. (And so there is the precursory-point.)
There are many (‘many’, despite being the minority) Viruses seeded throughout the WWW (Wild-Wild-Web) which are for the purposes of 100% straight-forward flat-out no if’s and’s or but’s genuine ROBBERY —Criminal Action (theft of your I.D., theft of your Credit Card, theft of your 401K, all leaving your on your knees screaming “WHY ME?!?!?!?”). But this is not the actual/primary reason behind our supposed generosity via the availability of this page …For remember, it was the “Precursory” purpose for all of this.
Sucuri® SiteCheck Tool:
(Instructions for use: Enter a URL (ex. sucuri.net) and the Sucuri SiteCheck scanner will check the website for known malware, blacklisting status, website errors, and out-of-date software.)
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Keep an eye out for more tools, tips, and tricks that will be added to this page over time…
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