Original Statements by
Therapist Samantha Summers:
“The key to pleasure is not Selflessness, but nor is it Selfishness.”
“The smartest person is the one who knows how stupid they are.”
“The greatest deception is the one that no one will ever know of.”
“Nothing makes a man more helpless than making him believe he’s in control.”
“The most destructive thing to Dominant Women are Women who pretend to be.”
“The most destructive thing to Submissive Men are Men who pretend to be.”
And Some of the SSI’s Favorite Quotes:
(Plus an iota in addition to each in parentheses by Therapist Summers.)
“There is no coming to consciousness without pain.”
Carl Gustav Jung
(And I have a headache for understanding that…)
“Don’t wait… The time will never be just right.”
Napoleon Hill
(So said that Watchsmith who went out of business…)
“In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.”
Carl Gustav Jung
(I knew G.W. Bush and his Skull & Crossbones were behind it!)
“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is lethal.”
Paulo Coelho
(It must have been, indeed, as I haven’t a clue of who you are…)
“My logic is undeniable.”
I, Robot
(I don’t deny that your logic lacks a subject… O’ how illogical a statement.)
“Does believing you’re the last sane man on the planet make you crazy?”
I, Robot
(Bull-$#!t… Sanitariums are secular and sanitary! Just don’t tell Mrs. Sane…)
“You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!”
I, Robot
(Does that flip around into being the smartest dumb person?)
“Your only madness is believing that you’re mad.”
Simone de Beauvoir
(I’m not mad, you judgmental piece of [bleep] [bleeping] [bloink] [bleefer]!!!!)
“Clowns to the left of me; jokers to the right.”
Steelers Wheel
(I’ll throw a Juggler in the middle, but there’s still a lot we need to start the circus!)
